If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
4:26 pm • 2 September 2014 • 84,189 notes
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
4:25 pm • 2 September 2014 • 248,355 notes
One day, whether you
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
— Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth” (via coffeekaling)
(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via ashleyssmile)
5:21 am • 2 September 2014 • 558,976 notes
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
And hoes w/boyfriends
…we really can’t have anything, can we.
5:10 am • 2 September 2014 • 363,915 notes
A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
I HAD TO… i felt forced.
Oh god that is so beautiful
Fuck I’m cryin
What if the vest comes off
5:09 am • 2 September 2014 • 603,990 notes